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忙碌着..
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从小到大，曾经做过的事情标ｘ

(ｘ ) Smoked A Cigarette 抽烟
(　) Smoked A Cigar 抽雪茄
(   ) Given a ring to a BF/GF 送男/女朋友戒指
(　) Ran from the cops 被警察追
(　) Been chased by the cops while driving 开车的时候被交警追
() Had a turkey in bowling (3 strikes in a row) 打保龄球的时候全中连续3次
() Ridden a horse 骑马
(  ) Ridden a motorcycle 骑摩托车（一般指大型的）
(　) Seen a tornado 见过龙卷风
(  ) Shot a real gun 开过真枪
() Not showered for more than 1 week 超过一星期不洗澡
(  ) Bungee jumped 蹦极
(　) Jumped from a plane 从飞机上跳下来（指跳伞的那种）
(　) Gone surfing 冲浪
(　) Smoked weed 抽大麻
(　) Done chemical drugs 吸毒
(  ) Had a real relationship with someone you met online 和网上认识的人发展一段真正的恋情
(ｘ) Played a video game for more than 8 hours straight 连续玩游戏机超过8小时
(  ) Gone to summer camp 夏季露营
(　) Gotten a speeding ticket 拿到超速驾驶的罚单
() Failed a class/course 挂科
(  ) Shaved your head 剃光头
(ｘ) Been in a wedding party 参加婚礼
(　) Been to a nude beach 去裸体海滩
(ｘ) Bought on Ebay 在易贝（淘宝）上买东西
(ｘ) Sold on eBay 在易贝(淘宝)上卖东西
(  ) Gotten Straight A's 所有科目全得A
(ｘ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex 亲吻过一个和自己同性别的人
(ｘ) Are / Been In Love 爱过或曾经爱过
(ｘ) Been Dumped 被甩
(　) Shoplifted 在商店扒窃
() Been In A Fist Fight 参与一场拳斗
(ｘ) Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back 喜欢一个对自己没意思的人
(　) Been Arrested 被捕
(ｘ) Gone Out On A Blind Date 相亲
(ｘ) ad A Crush On An Older Person 喜欢一个比自己年纪大的人
(ｘ) Skipped School 逃课
(ｘ) Seen Someone Die 亲眼看见某人死去
(  ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Xiaonei（校内网）Friends 喜欢一个 Xiaonei（校内网）上

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(　) Been To Paris 去过巴黎
(　) Been To Spain 去过西班牙
(ｘ) Thrown Up From Drinking 喝酒喝到吐

(ｘ) Eaten Sushi 吃过寿司
(  ) Been Snowboarding 滑雪板
(  ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Xiaonei（校内网） 因为 Xiaonei（校内网）而和某人见面
(　) Been Mosh Pitting 斗舞（就是跳街舞的那些人经常会做的那种斗舞）
(ｘ) Been In A Mentally Or Physically Abusive Relationship 处于一段在精神或肉体上被虐待的感情
(ｘ) Liked Someone Who You Can't Have 喜欢一个不该喜欢的人
( ) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By 躺在地上看天空云彩形状的变化
(ｘ) Cheated While Playing A Game 玩游戏时作弊
(ｘ) Fallen Asleep At Work / School 在工作/上学时睡着了
() Used A Fake / Someone Else's ID 用假的/其他人的身份证（或驾照,学生证等任何身份证明)
() Felt An Earthquake 感觉到地震
(　) Killed A Snake 杀死一条蛇
(  ) Been Robbed / Vandalized 被抢劫
( ) Won A Contest 在一次竞赛中获胜
(　) Been Suspended From School 被学校停学
(ｘ) Had Detention 被拘留/禁闭/课后留校
(ｘ) Been in a car/motorcycle accident 经历过车祸（汽车或摩托车）
(ｘ) Had/ Have Braces 穿过背带裤
(ｘ) Kept a secret 隐藏一个秘密
(  ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night 一晚上吃完整整一品脱（约568毫升）的冰淇淋
(ｘ) Hated The Way You Look 很讨厌自己的样貌
( ) Witnessed A Crime 目睹一场犯罪行为
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud 光脚在泥巴里走
(ｘ) Been Lost 迷路
( ) Swam In The Ocean 在海洋里游泳
( ) Felt Like You Were Dying 觉得你要死了
(ｘ) Cried Yourself To Sleep 哭着哭睡着了
(　) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers 最近用蜡笔/彩色铅笔/彩笔画过

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(ｘ) Sang Karaoke 唱卡拉OK
(　) Gotten a tattoo 弄个刺青
(  ) Been skinny-dipping 裸泳
(  ) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins 在餐厅吃完饭付钱的时候用的全是硬币
(ｘ) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't 做一些你告诉自己不要去做的事情
(ｘ) Made Prank Phone Calls 打恶作剧电话
(ｘ) Cried in a movie 看电影的时候哭
(ｘ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose 大笑到“某种饮料”从你的鼻子里流出来
(ｘ) Kissed In The Rain 在雨中接吻
(　) Written A Letter To Santa Claus 给圣诞老人写信
(　) Made A Bonfire On The Beach 在海滩点篝火
(  ) Crashed A Party 去一个你未接到邀请的舞会
(  ) Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People 在一个挤满了人的车上旅行5天以上
() Gone Rollerskating / Blading 四轮/直排轮滑
(　) Jumped Off A Bridge 从桥上跳下来
(　) Swam With Dolphins 和海豚一起游泳
() Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/ Freezer/ Ice Cube 舌头粘/冻在一根柱子/冰箱/冰柱上
() Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes 穿异性的服装
(  ) Sat On A Roof Top 坐在屋顶上
(ｘ) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs 撕心裂肺地尖叫
() Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel 单手侧手翻
(ｘ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours 褒电话粥超过6小时
(ｘ) Stayed Up All Night 通宵不睡
(ｘ) Met someone famous 见过某个名人
(  ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree 吃刚从树上摘下的苹果
(ｘ) Believe(d) In Ghosts 相信鬼神之说
() Have had More Than 30 Pairs Of Shoes At One Time 在同一时间拥有30双以上的鞋
(　) Gone Streaking 裸奔
(　) Been to Jail 进过监狱
(  ) Played Chicken 和别人比试胆量
(  ) Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On 穿着衣服被人推进游泳池
(  ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger 一个完全不认识的人对你说你很性感
(  ) Broken A Bone 骨折
(　) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later 在河里抓鱼，然后吃了它
(  ) Caught A Butterfly 抓蝴蝶
(ｘ) Cried So Hard You Laughed 哭着哭着笑了
(ｘ) Cheated On A Test 考试作弊
(  ) Slept Naked 裸睡
(　) French Braided Someones Hair 给人编法式小辫
(  ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House 被从自己家里赶出去
() Went Scuba-Diving / Snorkeling 潜水
(ｘ) Had A Cavity 有过蛀牙
(　) Black-Mailed Someone 给人写敲诈（威胁）信
(ｘ) Been Black Mailed 被人写敲诈(威胁)信
(ｘ) Bitten Someone 咬过别人
(  ) Licked Someone 舔过别人
(  )been shot at/or at gunpoint (paintballing counts) 在玩paintball（就是那种户外模拟对战游戏，用带颜料的小球当子弹）时被击中
(　) Flattened someones tires 给某人的车胎放气儿
(　) Drove your car/truck until the gas ran out 开车开到彻底没油了
(　) Got five dollars or less worth of gas 加油只加5块钱或者少于5块钱的
( ｘ ) Been on TV 上过电视
( ) Been on the radio 上过广播